WE DO THE WORK
YOU CANNOT PERCEIVE
Ensuring the continuity of existence since [REDACTED].
REMINDER: THOUGHTS ARE NOT PRIVATE PROPERTY.
DO NOT LOOK AT THE DOGS IN THE PARK.
TRIANGLE AGENCY: WE'RE GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
REPORT ANY UNEXPECTED EXTRA DIMENSIONS IMMEDIATELY.
TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO BE COMPLIANT.
OUR DIVISIONS
01 // SECURITY
Protecting the boundaries of the known. Neutralization of ontologically ambiguous entities.
- Threat Elimination
- Crowd Control
- Memory Modification
02 // RESEARCH
Understanding the impossible so you don't have to. Applied metaphysics and warp theory.
- Artifact Analysis
- Dimension Mapping
- [DATA EXPUNGED]
03 // ADMINISTRATION
The bureaucracy that binds the universe. Processing the paperwork of existence.
- Resource Allocation
- Agent oversight
- Reality Audits
04 // FIELD OPS
The boots on the ground. When the anomalous breaks loose, we put it back in the box.
- Containment
- Asset Recovery
- Masquerade Maintenance
"I used to worry about the cracks in the sky. Thanks to the Triangle Agency, I now know the sky is a solid, seamless dome." — SATISFIED CITIZEN #49221