TRIANGLE AGENCY
ESTABLISHED: 1693

OUR HISTORY

REALITY'S MOST TRUSTWORTHY CORPORATION, 333 YEARS RUNNING.

MISSION

The Triangle Agency is more than a corporation; we are the structural integrity of the universe. Founded in 1693 by the [REDACTED] Founders, our mission has always been simple: to investigate supernatural Anomalies, capture them, and ensure the mundane world remains mundane.

We believe in a world where keycaps don't bite, the sky is a solid color, and your memories are your own (unless specified otherwise in your employment contract). We poke the impossible so you don't have to.

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CORPORATE VALUES

EFFICIENCY

We process Anomalies with 99.9% uptime. The other 0.1% never happened.

DISCRETION

If you saw it, no you didn't. Our Masquerade Maintenance team is industry-leading.

LOYALTY

Employment is mandatory for selected candidates. Resignation is processed after [DATA EXPUNGED].